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Ali Elf, Fashion Fairy?

North Pole Elves Not Trendsetters

by Ali Elf

   - Published: November 27, 2016


[Ali Elf, Fashion Fairy?]
Yo, peeps! It's me, Ali Elf, and I'm writing to tell you about the latest trends in North Pole fashion.

Meh. Who am I kidding? There are no latest trends in North Pole fashion. I mean, really. Want to know the last time there was a discussion on fashion? It was back when Eugene Elf decided to wear a waistcoat over his tunic! For real! I don't remember how long ago it was, but I do remember the President at the time had a beard. That's a looong time ago. So right now, my biggest fashion goal is to get Waldo Elf to wear clothes that are at least close to the right size!

[by Elvin Elf] So you may be asking yourself: "Self, what's a hip young Elf like Ali still doing at the North Pole? Why isn't she someplace hip and fashionable. like Paris, or Milan, or even Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania (which is, believe it or not, a lot more fashionable than people might think. Especially compared to the North Pole)?" Well, the answer is simple: Mrs. Claus. See, I like baking almost as much as I like designing clothes, and Mrs. Claus helped me see that working with her to help feed the Elves was more important than just flying off somewhere. I found that I like being around Elves. They don't change with the latest trends. We're dependable, hardworking creatures. And I like that.

Besides: I'm still not done with designing. If Elves won't dress in human fashion, maybe I can get humans to dress like Elves! Don't be surprised to see curly-toed high-heeled boots in stores this winter! And that's just the beginning! LOL!


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