[The North Pole Times]
[1995]
[Santa's OFFICIAL News Source]
Thursday Apr 25, 2024    
[Mrs Claus]
Christmas Cookies

Here's a cookie recipe you'll go "Nuts" over.

These tasty little treats are sure to please the most discerning of your guests.

Toss a plate of these on the table and watch them disappear right before your very eyes.

These Spicy Gingerbread Cookies have a bold flavor that's sure to tantalize your taste buds.

Here's another favorite of the Elves. We think you will enjoy them too.

[Mrs Claus]
Holiday Sweets & Treats

Now is the time to prepare your Christmas puddings. This is a traditional English recipe.

A favorite holiday treat in Papa Dean's house. Perfect for snacking while watching your favorite Christmas movie.

This old fashioned cranberry sauce will remind you of Grandma's cooking. The flavor is sweet with a touch of fresh berry tartness. And the added cinnamon and cloves is sure to make this one of your holiday favorites.

Just a fun treat for the holidays. Perfect for snacking, gift giving and get togethers.

Here's a fun treat that all the Elves like to make for dessert.

TOOMANY Tasks For Toomer!

Overwhelmed Elf Searches for Help

[TOOMANY Tasks For Toomer!]

It's a snowy night here in the North Pole as I type this. Having said that, every day's a snowy one up here! I'm not normally up at this time, but things are different this Christmas. Let me explain what I mean...

In case you don't know who I am, let me introduce myself. I'm Toomer Elf – Head of Santa's Good Deeds Department. There's no need for you to introduce yourself – I know exactly who you are! It's my job to keep track of all the children in the world, recording all your good deeds for Santa. I also write a column here at the North Pole Times every Tuesday (Terrific Task Tuesdays!).

[by Toomer Elf]

Normally things go quite smoothly, but this year I've got a problem. Well, more than one problem - two billion problems, to be precise! Did you know there are now over seven billion people in the world?! The world's population hit that figure sometime over the past year. So that means there are more children than ever to watch and record their terrific tasks. About two billion children! That's more children than I've ever had to deal with and I just don't know how to cope.

So, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to post a job advertisement in this week's column. Hopefully by next week I'll have found an assistant to help me spot all the terrific tasks going on out there! I have to have some help, otherwise some children might lose out and I couldn't have that.

ASSISTANT REQUIRED

Head of Good Deeds Dept. is looking for a suitable helper to assist with recording terrific tasks all over the world.

Must be a quick worker, love travel and have own transport.

Night shifts may be necessary.

Immediate start.

No holidays given (until after 25th December)

Apply to Toomer Elf, North Pole


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[The North Pole Times News Team]