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Bing. Bang. POOF!

The Big Guy Just Vanished into Nowhere!

by Elvin Elf

[Bing. Bang. POOF!]
During a demonstration of the Appendapulator, Santa Claus was popped away from the North Pole.

"I was showing him how my changes were going to make Christmas easier on all of us," said Gizmo Elf, Santa's Chief Inventing Elf. "I pulled the re-appendator lever, and poof, he just wasn't there any more!"

"It wasn't a poof, it was more like a paff," interjected Adamup Elf, Santa's Chief Toymaking Elf, and widely regarded as the elf with the best hearing. "Or a piff, or maybe even a whoof, but not a poof."

"It was most definitely not a poof," added Louis Elf, Co-Chief Fashion Elf. "A poof is a most unfashionable sound. However, I would say that he disappeared in a very tasteful biff-type sound."

"It really doesn't matter what sound he made when he disappeared--the important thing is that Santa's GONE," a very stern-looking Mrs. Claus told the gathering. "Now, Gizmo, you bring him back this instant!"

Gizmo nodded, and started flipping switches and toggling toggles on the great toy-making machine. After a moment, he looked around. "Er...this would be a lot easier if I knew where he went." He said.

Where did Santa go? Is he going to be ok? And most importantly, is he dressed warm enough? Keep reading the North Pole Times daily to keep updated on this important story!

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High Jump Moves to Second Day
by Timbo Elf

Welcome back to the 2015 Reindeer Games! Today we continue with the second round of the High Jump competition, which is the first of eight super events.
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[High Jump Moves to Second Day]

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The Case of the Missing Wish List
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Happy Holidays everyone from your favorite Super Jack Spinner the Specialized Sleuth and my mighty side-kick Kosmic Kid.
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[The Case of the Missing Wish List]

North Pole: Serious Business
by Professor Ellie Elf

Most people don’t know the work that goes into making a great Christmas present. At the North Pole, it’s a serious business!
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[North Pole: Serious Business]

Fly-About Franny in Big Apple
by Franny Elf

My job is to fly around in my mini-sled before Christmas every year checking to see how boys and girls around the world celebrate Christmas
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Machine to Deliver the Toys? - Published Monday November 30, 2015
The Appendapulator, the great toy-making machine of the North Pole, has just been modified by Gizmo Elf, Santa's Chief Inventing Elf, and the Appendapulator's creator.

Nothing Wrong - Published Sunday November 29, 2015
When we arrived at Gizmo Elf's workshop, we were greeted by a closed door and the sounds of conks, bonks, boiks and boops from inside. Santa knocked on the door, and the noises stopped for a moment, followed by the sound of someone whispering. Suddenly there was a loud crash, a tinkle, a honk, and then the door opened. A small head with enormous glasses poked out.

Appendapulation - Published Saturday November 28, 2015
Gizmo and Waldo are working on the Apendapulator, and everyone else waits to see what they're doing!

Bingle Jells - Sholished and Piney - Published Friday November 27, 2015
Santa Claus toured the grounds of the North Pole yesterday, making sure all is ready for the big rush to Christmas. He was accompanied by Mrs. Claus and Bernard Elf.

Gizmo Elf Has Secret - Published Thursday November 26, 2015
Will there be changes in the way the Elves get ready for Christmas?

Thanksgiving Day at the Pole - Published Wednesday November 25, 2015
Santa has a message for all the kids out there!

North Pole to Open Santa's Presses - Published Monday November 16, 2015
Get ready for another fun-filled adventure at Santa’s Village at the North Pole.

Preparing for the 2015 Season! - Published Sunday November 01, 2015
It's that time of year again. Readers of the North Pole Times are in for some special treats this year.

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