[The North Pole Times]
[1995]
[Santa's OFFICIAL News Source]
Sunday September 27, 2020    

Gizmo Elf

- Chief Inventor Elf -

[Gizmo Elf]
"If something's broken, fix it. If something's not broken, tinker with it anyhow." That's the motto of Gizmo Elf, inventor extraordinaire.

He created the Appendapulator, the world-famous toy-making machine at the North Pole, among other impressive inventions. He can turn a who-zee-whats-it into a who-ja-ma-ba in a matter of minutes!

This brilliant elf is a mathematical and scientific wiz! In addition to creating the famed Appendapulator, he creates and maintains all the machines, gadgets, and widgets at Santa's Village.

He is also responsible for upgrading Santa's sleigh and outfitting it with special features like the Dodger-Bobber Widget, which, predicts obstacles in the sleigh's path and automatically dodges and bobs around them.

He holds the titles of Chief Inventor Elf, Chief Engineer Elf and Chief Fixer-Upper Elf at the North Pole.

Share:
Staff Biographies

[Ali Elf]

Ali Elf

Ali Elf used to work in the Newsroom as an editor. Her skills were top notched and many reporter elves would ask for her when it came time to edit their stories.

[Bernard Elf]

Bernard Elf

Bernard Elf is Santa's Chief Elf. He pretty much oversees all the other elves at Santa's Village.

[Eddie Elf]

Eddie Elf

Eddie Elf has been a Columnist for the North Pole Times for several years. He writes weekly "EDitorials" on "wEDnesday" on various Christmas-related topics.

[Ellie Elf]

Ellie Elf

Professor Ellie Elf loves to teach about all things Christmas. She's specializes in math and quantum physics but enjoys the less complicated lessons as well.

[Elvin Elf]

Elvin Elf

Elvin Elf is the Editor in Chief of the North Pole Times. Always on the go, always on a deadline.

[Eugene Elf]

Eugene Elf

Eugene Elf is Head Reporter of the North Pole Times. Elvin's right-hand elf. Known for getting his stories in on time, spelled correctly, and with proper punctuation, Eugene is faithful to his North Pole Times family.

[Franny Elf]

Franny Elf

Fly-About Franny Elf loves to fly. She also loves history and culture AND, of course, Christmas! She holds a Masters Degree both in History and Cultural Studies from the Elf Academy at the School of Wonders.

[Holly Elf]

Holly Elf

Believe it or not, every now again Santa has gone missing. Most of the time he's just taking a long walk to fend off those extra pounds gained from Mrs. Claus' extra treats, other times he simply takes a nap in the strangest places.

[Jiller Elf]

Jiller Elf

Jiller Elf is a part-time Reporter at the North Pole Times. Elvin wants her to work full time, but Jiller likes working in the toyshop too much.

[Mikee Elf]

Mikee Elf

Mikee Elf is a Psychology Major at the School of Wonders Elf Academy who just loves anything arts and crafts. When Gizmo Elf posted a job opening on the Elf bulletin board, she was first to apply.

[Super Secret Jack Spinner]

Super Secret Jack Spinner

Super Secret Jack Spinner is a specialized sleuth, also known as a detective, is a favorite at the North Pole Times. Along with his Mighty Sidekick, Zachery the Kosmic Kid, he was contacted by Santa himself years ago to solve some of the most interesting cases at the North Pole.

[Timbo Elf]

Timbo Elf

Sports reporter for the North Pole Times. Timbo is a sports nut. He saw the Reindeer Games as a little elf, and fell in love with them.

[Toomer Elf]

Toomer Elf

Years ago Santa commissioned Toomer the task of traveling the world and report back to him on the good deeds kids do around the holidays.

[Waldo Elf]

Waldo Elf

Waldo Elf is a gentle and lovable Elf at the North Pole who often causes problems that sometimes puts Christmas in jeopardy.

Every Christmas I end up thinking that it’s been the busiest one yet. Guess what I’m thinking today? You guessed it.
All season long, I've been inspired by Christmas carols and other songs that are piped into the toyshop at the North Pole and the North Pole Times newsroom.
Wow, have we been busy here at the North Pole Times. Thanks to one of the South Pole scientists, I finally got my sleigh fixed and flying at the right speed. So this week, I’m heading to Italy.
Thanks to kids all over the world, elves were able to finish their Christmas Spirit Challenge in time to graduate!
Amazing! This whole place is filled with cheese. I wonder where that tiny mouse is?


[The North Pole Times News Team]

#1 in Santa's News! Trusted Worldwide!