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Sunday August 09, 2020    

Cookie Catastrophe

What Happened to Super Secret & Cosmic Kid?

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Last time on Super Secret Sunday…

Well, all of you are probably wondering why me, Super Secret Jack Spinner and my mighty sidekick Zach are tied together on this chair. “You’re too embarrassed to say that a tiny mouse has tied us up and stole our secret recipe for our Super Secret Christmas Sugar cookies” said the mighty side kick Zach. So we’re in a slight dilemma. These ropes are kind of tight and there’s a padlock holding these ropes together. It’s not just any padlock, it’s a magical padlock. I get enough kids to yell at the top of their lungs “Christmas is awesome” Ok, here we go. 3… 2… 1… “CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME!” BLOOP” We did it; we made the magical padlock open up. “AHHHHHHHH!!!” It’s the mouse!

Now part two of the case of the Super Secret Christmas Sugar Cookie Recipe…

So that tiny little mouse that tied us up and took our Super Secret Christmas Sugar Cookie Recipe, went into that really, really, REALLY tiny hole in the wall.

I think I know what I have to do… 3… “I don’t think you’re going to want to do that” said the Kosmic Kid. Hey, hey, I know what I am doing. I have a plan. I am going to get that Super Secret Christmas Sugar Cookie Recipe back… 2… “You’re going to want to think this one through Super Secret, I don’t think you understand what’s going to happen here.” The Mighty Sidekick pleads. I think I know what you think I am thinking. But I can ‘t tell you what I am thinking because it’s secret… Super Secret. So here we go… 1… THUNK!!! All right, maybe I DIDN’T think this one through. “I have a headache now” says the Kosmic Kid. “Let me get Monty the Mountie on speed dial and tell him to bring the grease.” YOU’VE got a headache? I can’t tell you how mine feels right now!

[by Super Secret Jack Spinner]

“Monty the Mountie is on his way. Are you comfortable down there?” the Kosmic Kid chuckled. Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Just because my head is now stuck inside a tiny mouse hole, doesn’t mean that my plan didn’t work. But for the record, he keeps a very clean place, and I can’t feel my body. “I tried to warn you, I don’t know why you thought you could jump head first into the mouse’s home. Sometimes I think you think you are smaller than you are. Nice effort though” laughed the Kosmic Kid. HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON BEHIND ME? Something or someone is moving my legs.

“Hello Super Secret Jack Spinner! It is I, Monty the Mountie. You see your sidekick and I are pulling on your legs to try and get your head out of the tiny mouse hole. We just underestimated how ticklish you are” said Monty. YES, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU GUYS WOULD STOP because all of this laughing has made my face turn red and now it looks like a red Christmas ornament! “Well, since plan B didn’t work,” says Monty “we’re now going to have to resort to plan A.”

Monty takes off his Mountie hat and reaches inside to pull out magical shrinking drops.

“Plan A is, using these magical shrinking drops to shrink you and your Mighty Side Kick down to the size of that teeny tiny mouse that ran off with you Super Secret Christmas Sugar Cookie Recipe” says Monty.


Super Secret Jack Spinner the Specialized Sleuth is now Tiny Super Secret Jack Spinner and his Teeny Sidekick Kosmic Kid. Thanks Monty the Mountie! We are now small enough to enter the tiny mouse hole and track down our Super Secret Christmas Sugar Cookie Recipe.

Will the teeny-weeny Super Secret Jack Spinner and his tiny sidekick Zachary the Kosmic Kid get the recipe back in time for Christmas? Will they ever get back to the right size? Join us next week for part three of the Case of the Missing “Super Secret Christmas Sugar Cookie Recipe”. Same North Pole time, same North Pole place - ONLY in The North Pole Times!

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