Ali Elf, Fashion Fairy?

Yo, peeps! It's me, Ali Elf, and I'm writing to tell you about the latest trends in North Pole fashion.

Meh. Who am I kidding? There are no latest trends in North Pole fashion. I mean, really. Want to know the last time there was a discussion on fashion? It was back when Eugene Elf decided to wear a waistcoat over his tunic! For real! I don't remember how long ago it was, but I do remember the President at the time had a beard. That's a looong time ago. So right now, my biggest fashion goal is to get Waldo Elf to wear clothes that are at least close to the right size!

So you may be asking yourself: "Self, what's a hip young Elf like Ali still doing at the North Pole? Why isn't she someplace hip and fashionable. like Paris, or Milan, or even Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania (which is, believe it or not, a lot more fashionable than people might think. Especially compared to the North Pole)?" Well, the answer is simple: Mrs. Claus. See, I like baking almost as much as I like designing clothes, and Mrs. Claus helped me see that working with her to help feed the Elves was more important than just flying off somewhere. I found that I like being around Elves. They don't change with the latest trends. We're dependable, hardworking creatures. And I like that.

Besides: I'm still not done with designing. If Elves won't dress in human fashion, maybe I can get humans to dress like Elves! Don't be surprised to see curly-toed high-heeled boots in stores this winter! And that's just the beginning! LOL!