Most people don't know, but some mysterious events sometimes happen up here at "The Pole." Unfortunately we can't tell you about them because they're secret. SUPER Secret in fact. But, if you promise not to tell anyone else, we'll let you in on them. You have to promise though, okay? No, really, you have to pinky-swear.
Okay, here we go. My name is Super Secret Jack Spinner. I'm a specialized sleuth, also known as a detective. I, along with my Mighty Sidekick Zachery the Kosmic Kid, was contacted by Santa himself years ago to solve some of the most interesting cases at the North Pole. Now remember, you can't tell anyone because it's SUPER SECRET!
You just never know when something really important goes missing or goes wrong. It can happen at anytime for any reason and could put Christmas in jeopardy. That's where we come in. Once notified by Santa himself, the Kosmic Kid and I leap into action to solve the very important case.
So join me, Jack Spinner the Specialized Sleuth and my Mighty Sidekick Zachery the Kosmic Kid every Sunday throughout the season as we report on all the strange happenings here in Santa's Village. Together we will dig through the deepest of clues, travel to the ends of the Earth and uncover the strangest of facts to make sure Santa has everything he needs to bring the Christmas joy to all people around the world.
That's Super Secret Sundays. Right here on The North Pole Times - Santa's OFFICIAL News Source.
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