[The North Pole Times]
[1995]
[Santa's OFFICIAL News Source]
Wednesday January 26, 2022    
[Mrs Claus]
Holiday Appetizers

What's a holiday party without shrimp cocktail? Here's a twist on the classic, direct from the Arctic.


A little zip and tang will have your mouth watering and coming back for more.

Your holiday party is just not complete without them!

Here's a great treat for that holiday party.

More Arctic pleasure for the holiday appetizer table.

A GREAT treat for your holiday get together from the kitchen of Grandma Tietge!

[Mikee Elf]
Crafts for Kids!

These Christmas Elf puppets are so cute and even more fun to make. A perfect Christmas craft activity to keep you and your own little elves entertained during the Holidays.


Share the love this Christmas with this easy-to-make Christmas Heart Ornament Craft that requires only a few items you’re likely to already have on hand. Use them as a tree ornament or as a loving extra touch to your gift wrapping.


These adorable North Pole Times Elves are the perfect DIY ornament for kids to make and hang on the Christmas tree!


These DIY Christmas Pop Up Cards are fun and simple to make. Choose from a variety of elves and characters direct from the North Pole to make a unique gift that is loads of fun to share with friends and family.


This fun little Clothespin Snowman craft is super easy to make and just as versatile. Glue them to presents to make a cute gift tag holder. Clip them to your tree for a fun kid-made ornament. Or hide them around the house and have your very own Christmas Snowman Hunt just like you would for an Easter egg hunt.


This colorful paper Elf Hat is super easy to make with our printable elf hat pattern. A fun way to keep kids occupied during the season.


Top Secret Classified Confidential Case

Where is the Mighty Duo Going?

[Top Secret Classified Confidential Case]

Super Secret Jack Spinner, Specialized Sleuth, stopped the car and called through the blizzard, “Kosmic? You there?”  

“Right beside you. Couldn’t we find a car with a roof? There’s enough snow in here to build a snowman!” Zach was holding a battered umbrella in place of the missing roof. It was very heavy with snow.

“I know a good, classic car when I see one. This old girl’s just the thing for a cross-country adventure!” Jack slapped the dashboard. The passenger-side door fell off with a soft clunk. “Haha! See? Clever old thing, getting rid of that dead weight!”

Zach said quietly, “You know, I think I could be more help if you told me-”

“Tell you about the Super Top Secret Classified Confidential Case?! I’m afraid not. It’s a Seriously Covert Operation. Just… just help me find where we are on this map!”

Zach took the map, turned it the right way up, then said, “The map’s no use at the moment, but-”

“Never fear! I’ll work this out!” Jack Spinner leapt onto the car bonnet, which gave a wheeze. “I’m sure if I just-”

Zack tossed aside the umbrella and pointed towards a nearby road sign: 

Thank you for visiting Hudson Bay.

Super Secret spluttered, “We’re still in Canada?! We’re supposed to be in the UK! We left a week before Thanksgiving!”

Zach stared in disbelief, “The UK? We can’t drive to the UK! It’s an island! Look!” Zach thrust the map under Jack’s nose. “We can’t drive over the ocean!”

Super Secret Jack Spinner took a deep breath before replying, “Well, of course, I know that! We’ll… my plan is-”

[by Super Secret Jack Spinner]

“We’ll need to get a boat.”

“Exactly my idea all along! Stop interrupting me!”

“Or perhaps a plane would be a better idea?” the Kid muttered under his breath.

Jack turned the key in the ignition and a huge plume of black smoke erupted from the exhaust. The engine died with a sad whine. Jack leapt from the car.

“Best to walk! We’ll park the old girl here!”

Jack strode off into the snow so quickly, that soon Zach couldn’t see him at all! He was lost! Alone! In a terrible blizzard! How would he ever find Jack?!

Will Zachery the Kosmic Kid find Super Secret Jack Spinner? Will they ever make it out of this snowstorm? And what is the Super Secret Mission? Use your Super Secret Decoder Wheel for a sneaky peek or log on next week to find out!

Same Super Secret Time! Same Super Secret Place!

 

Super Secret Decoder Key:   A=B

Super Secret Decoder Code: GJOE TBOUB’T HMPWF


-- More Super Secret Sundays --
[KA-BAM! KA-PLOW! KA-BOOM!]
KA-BAM! KA-PLOW! KA-BOOM!
Published Sunday December 12, 2021

Before Zach could blink, Super Secret had run through the back door towards an old WWI biplane...

[The Mary Sue]
The Mary Sue
Published Sunday December 05, 2021

We last saw the Mighty Duo bumbling through a blizzard on course to the UK to- well, to complete a mission so top secret that even the Kid doesn’t know what it is! 

[Top Secret Classified Confidential Case]
Top Secret Classified Confidential Case
Published Sunday November 28, 2021

“I know a good, classic car when I see one. This old girl’s just the thing for a cross-country adventure!”

[Shhhhhh... Don't tell ANYONE!]
Shhhhhh... Don't tell ANYONE!
Published Monday November 01, 2021

If you promise not to tell anyone, we'll let you in on a Super Secret.

[EDitorials]

[Meet the Elves]

[Holly Elf]

Holly Elf

Believe it or not, every now again Santa has gone missing. Most of the time he's just taking a long walk to fend off those extra pounds gained from Mrs. Claus' extra treats, other times he simply takes a nap in the strangest places.

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[The North Pole Times News Team]