[The North Pole Times]
[1995]
[Santa's OFFICIAL News Source]
Saturday Oct 05, 2024    
[Mikee Elf]
Crafts for Kids!

These Christmas Elf puppets are so cute and even more fun to make. A perfect Christmas craft activity to keep you and your own little elves entertained during the Holidays.


Share the love this Christmas with this easy-to-make Christmas Heart Ornament Craft that requires only a few items you’re likely to already have on hand. Use them as a tree ornament or as a loving extra touch to your gift wrapping.


These adorable North Pole Times Elves are the perfect DIY ornament for kids to make and hang on the Christmas tree!


These DIY Christmas Pop Up Cards are fun and simple to make. Choose from a variety of elves and characters direct from the North Pole to make a unique gift that is loads of fun to share with friends and family.


This fun little Clothespin Snowman craft is super easy to make and just as versatile. Glue them to presents to make a cute gift tag holder. Clip them to your tree for a fun kid-made ornament. Or hide them around the house and have your very own Christmas Snowman Hunt just like you would for an Easter egg hunt.


Flemspakle's Special Furry Friend

Love, Flemspackle-style

[Flemspakle's Special Furry Friend]

Phil Flemspackle, son of Dolores Flemspackle, Vice-President of Flremspackle Industries, and Great-Grandson of Ha'penny Elf, was trying to convince Santa to give them the Appendapulator, the great toy-making machine of the North Pole, so that Flemspackle Industries would be the first truly non-polluting company ever.

The problem was, there was someone in the room who didn't really care about all this.

Actually, almost no one in the room cared about this.

"So, as you can see from figure three in the Prospectus," droned Phil, "our net gross income would double relative to the amortization of the total debt load!"

"Which figure was this?" asked Holly Elf.

"I think it's the one that looks like a pie," said Eugene Elf.

"I like pie! Can we all have some?" asked Gizmo.

"Will you please pay attention?" demanded Dolores Flemspackle. Then she turned to the Yeti standing next to her. "And will you please stop sniffing me!"

"You smell good!" said the giant creature, snuffling her again. "I like you cuz you smell good and your fur is smooth and shiny!"

"That's not my fur! That's my coat. And it's expensive, so get your grubby Yeti paws off it!"

"Ho, ho ho!" said Santa. "I think you may have a special friend, Mrs. Flemspackle."

"I don't need any more friends! And certainly not one who looks like he should be vacuumed regularly!" Dolores stepped away from the Abominable Snowman, who simply stood closer to her and sniffed her again, this time so hard that her hat popped off her head and landed on his nose!

[by Jiller Elf]

"Aaaah! My turban! Give it back!" shrieked Dolores.

"Nice to see it happen to someone else for a change," said Bernard Elf, as the rest of the Elves laughed merrily.

"All in all, Mrs. Flemspackle, there are worse things to have happen than having a Yeti take a liking to you," said Santa.

"I can't imagine what they would be," huffed Dolores.

"Well, having a Yeti take a disliking to you would be one." Santa got out of his chair, and walked over to Phil. "I think we've heard enough son. I know you mean well, but Elf technology doesn't work in non-magical places, and you can't move your company to the North Pole. I'm afraid you'll have to find your 'green' technology somewhere else."

Just then, Ali Elf came running into the room. "Santa! You're needed down at the stables!" she cried. "There's a problem with a reindeer!"

What's happening at the stables? Will the Flemspackles give up that easily? Keep reading The North Pole TImes to find out!


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Published Thursday August 01, 2024

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[It is Festive in July at the North Pole]
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Published Monday July 01, 2024

Because the elves of the North Pole consider themselves global citizens, they enjoy celebrating all of the national holidays!

[Summer Fun at the North Pole]
Summer Fun at the North Pole
Published Saturday June 01, 2024

Things are really heating up in the North Pole now! In June, the elves enjoy temperatures  that can reach up to 38° F!

[The North Pole May Check In!]
The North Pole May Check In!
Published Wednesday May 01, 2024

Welcome to May in the North Pole. The elves are excited because there is usually a big temperature jump in May.

[Celebrations in April]
Celebrations in April
Published Monday April 01, 2024

April showers, bring May flowers… But in the North Pole April brings a lot of fun and festive times for the elves. With holidays that celebrate their love of fun and faith, April has it all.

[St. Patrick’s Day at the North Pole]
St. Patrick’s Day at the North Pole
Published Friday March 01, 2024

Right now our favorite elves are decorating for St. Patrick’s Day at the North Pole while also starting their spring cleaning and planting. They are dreaming about shamrocks and the sun!

[Month of Love]
Month of Love
Published Thursday February 01, 2024

Let’s take a look at some of the holidays our friends celebrate during the “Month of Love.” 

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[The North Pole Times News Team]